[Verse 1:]
I met her on Tinder
Thought she was a winner
As it turns out, she was a serial killer
Still took her to dinner cause I'm not a quitter
She got a steak, I got a vodka spritzer
And in my head, I’m already dead
So, what's the point of even trying?

[Pre-Chorus:]
I'm already dead, it’s a tragedy
She tied me up and left me out here

[Chorus:]
And I know, that she's loco
And she won't oh, no, she won't let me go, oh
When they find me, through my phone, at the crime, so oh-oh
I won't be alive
Yeah, I won't be alive

[Verse 2:]
Escape from the cellar
Hope she wouldn't remember
I grabbed my keys and I wrote her a letter
I said girl get better
And when you do, meet me in Denver for a rendezvous

[Pre-Chorus:]
I'm already dead, it’s a tragedy
She tied me up and left me out here

[Chorus:]
And I know, that she’s loco
And she won't oh, no, she won’t let me go, oh
When they find me, through my phone at the crime, so oh-oh
I won't be alive
Yeah, I won't be alive