Francis Scott Key
Bars of the Bed
Oh, fuck!
Did we make it through the night?
‘Cause if we did, I don’t think [?]
Look at those fat chicks on the floor!

When I wanna go out, I tell my husband I’m working late

I don't know, I don’t think we should
Oh baby I know I feel it, ya know and like all that kind of stuff

Oh say, can you see by the dawn’s early light
What so proudly we hail at the twilight’s last gleaming
Its broad stripes and bright stars
Through the perilous night
And the rampart’s we watch were so gallantly streaming
And the rocket’s red glare
The bombs bursting in air
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there

Oh say, can you see by the dawn’s early light
What so proudly we hail at the twilight’s last gleaming
Its broad stripes and bright stars
Through the perilous night
And thе rampart’s we watch were so gallantly strеaming
And the rocket’s red glare
The bombs bursting in air
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there
Oh say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave
For the land of the free and home of the brave

Hey, hun, you know I gotta couple more hours to do
Yeah, I don’t think it’s gonna be before twelve
Yeah, my stupid assistant
Yeah, whatever
No, you go to bed
No, go to sleep… I’ll see you later, I love you

Oh say, can you see by the dawn’s early light
What so proudly we hail at the twilight’s last gleaming
Its broad stripes and bright stars
Through the perilous night
And the rampart’s we watch were so gallantly streaming
And the rocket’s red glare
The bombs bursting in air
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there

Hey, you guys are the best friends I ever just met!
Can you do me a favor?
Can you just walk me to the door?
That’s great!

Listen, no, it’s taken care of, you guys go back in
Okay, we got two hours
Oh say, does that star spangled banner yet wave
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave
The home of the brave!