{Intro: TomSka}
Hey you, before you watch 10 gags we didn't put into asdfmovie12, I want to remind you that you have 24 hours left to pre-order our card game Muffin Time on KickStarter. It's the only place you'll ever be able to get one of these guys. There he is. If you've already pre-ordered it or you can't afford it, uh please tell your rich friends about it. Th-Thanks. Bye.

[Skit 1]
*Person A shoots a gun at Person B*
*Person C goes to jump in front of the bullet but jumps behind Person B instead*
*Person B gets shot and dies*
Phew, I almost got shot!

[Skit 2]
Hey, can you hold my baby?
*Person A hands her baby to Person B, but B doesn't grab the baby and it falls to the ground*
Oh, apparently not.

[Skit 3]
*Person A gasps*
Oh no, I'm late!
*Person A gets up from their chair and runs to another chair and sits down*

[Skit 4]
Boss, what are we gonna do about all these gangstas?
Don't worry, we got a man on the inside.
*Cuts to 2 gangstas keeping watch while the Skateboarding Cow skates past*
Hello, yes, I am real man. I love to do the crime.

[Skit 5: Both]
Dog!
Dog!
Dog!
Dog!
Dog! Dog!
Dog! Dog!
Dog!
Dog!
Dog!
Dog!
Dog! Dog! Dog! Dog! Dog! Dog! Dog! Dog!
[Skit 6]
*Starts with a man holding a umbrella while water is falling on him*
*Camera pans out to see him standing in a bathtub with the shower on over him*
My brain is big and smart.

[Skit 7]
Oh God, duck!
Oh God, Steve!
How ya been man?
*Duck quacks*

[Skit 8]
I'm not racist, butt.
*Camera pans out to show a giant butt*
Okay.

[Skit 9]
*Bird A is sitting in the middle of the screen while Bird B walks by wearing human shoes*
That ain't right.

[Skit 10]
Watch out for that kitten!
Oh, that doesn't sound so bad.
*A car with a kitten driving it hits Person B and the kitten meows*