[Skit 1: marmite finds the pony]
Marmite, have you seen my pony?
Yes. I ate him.
*Little Girl cries*

[Skit 2: marmite makes a new friend]
Marmite, why does no one like you?
*Man gets set on fire by Marmite*
Oh, yeah...

[Skit 3: marmite gives directions]
*Man is driving*
Hey, uh, how do I get to your place again?
*Marmite tells him over the phone*
Okay, thanks.
*Man hangs up the phone, then crashes into a wall*

[Skit 4: marmite gives moral support]
Steve, I'm giving you a promotion.
MARMITE.
Yep, you're fired.

[Skit 5: marmite saves the day]
Honey, I'm ho- MARMITE! What are you doing?!
I'm sleeping with your wife, John.
uh... yeah...
you are...