[Subtle Foreshadowing]
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[Skit 1]
Oh God, honey! You turned into a giraffe!
I'm right here.
Excuse me, I am talking to my wife!

[Skit 2]
*Person A is reading a book titled 'How To Explode'*
Oh-
*Person A explodes*

[Skit 3]
The Adventure of Mrs. Honky Horn!
I'm sorry, it's terminal
*Mrs. Honky Horn honks sadly*

[Skit 4]
There! Are you happy now?
No!
Then I'll see you next week!

[Skit 5]
*Starts with a man dead on the ground with a knife in his chest*
He's got a knife!
*The cop starts shooting the dead man*
[Skit 6: Both]
I'm number 1!
And I'm number 2!
Put us together and we make
-meth.

[Skit 7]
What arе you, gay?
Yeah!
*They make out sеxy-style*

[Skit 8]
Who ordered pizza?
*Camera cuts to a funeral*
*The man in the casket pops out*
Oh! My pizza!

[Skit 9]
Do you take Deborah to be your lawfully wedded wife?
That's classified.
*Agent guy then starts surfing with his not-yet-wife in his arms, like a badass*

[[[SPONSER SEGMENT]]]
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*the crowd goes wild*
[Skit 10 (Sponsored by SurfShark): surfshark protects you from hackers and malware]
Oh no! Someone is hacking my computer!
That's not a computer. That's a steering wheel.
Oh.
*Then they drive off a cliff*

[Skit 11 (Sponsored by SurfShark): surfshark protects your anonymity online]
Hey baby, what's you name?
Hehe, I don't know.
What?

[Skit 12 (Sponsored by SurfShark): surfshark has more than 3200 servers in over 100 countries]
Can you please speak English?
*The Chicken speaks Filipino, but translated to English, she says:*
"You've got some nerve talking to me like that, you animal!"

[Skit 13 (Sponsored by SurfShark): surfshark allows you to content you otherwise couldn't]
Hey, wanna see that new movie?
I h a v e a l r e a d y s e e n i t .
oh, you've seen everything.
I ' m s o r r y .

[Skit 14 (Sponsored by SurfShark): surfshark works in on an unlimited number of devices]
Have you seen my phone?
No.
Oh God, it's escaped!
*Her phone runs across the screen*
[Skit 15 (Sponsored by SurfShark): surfshark... loves you]
My love? Will you
-scanthisQRcodeorclickthelinkinthedescriptionandusecode"TOMSKAFRIENDS"togetanextra4months
...for free?
*The Chicken speaks Filipino, but translated to English, she says:*
"You're really shameless, aren't you? I don't even know you, leave me alone!"

[the end]
more like adsmovie lol