Oooh, baby! I love ya, baby!
Stay away from my baby!
But mother, I love him.
Doctor, I'm afraid of backstories.
When did this all start?
Hey, what time is it?
Actually, it's 12:30.
Somebody kill me!
Miss, you need to pay for your food!
Nope. *burger barf*
Oh, Timmy, don't cry.
Seriously Timmy, cut it out!
Timmy, this is the worst date EVER!
And now, a cow pretending to be a man.
Allan, are you a cow?
Yah, me neither, yall wanna do some skateboardz?
My boyfriend said I'm the most beautiful girl in the world.
Hihi, my boyfriend said that too!
*stabs* There can be only one!
Oh no! Giant flying sheep!
...Those are clouds!
You're leavin' me?!
Sorry Eddie, I've met a real man.
Hi babe yes I am real man you wanna' go skateboardz?
You darn kids get off my property!
I am lonely...
Would you like to see a magic trick?
Ah, look at the little baby.
And now look at the big baby.
The orphans... They're all dead!
What kinda' man would do this?!
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I am a baby.