[Verse 1]
I ain't seen or talked to her
They tell me she's not around
I'll try to get a message to her
They tell me she's not in town
She would not check out this way
It's been seven lonely days

[Chorus]
This morning I jumped straight up and called
Missing Persons Bureau
I lost my love
Missing Persons Bureau
I lost my love

[Verse 2]
The rumor's out around town
She's out runnin' around
Been seen with my best friend
I can't believe it's him
Think she'd been kidnapped [?]
By some crazy maniac

[Chorus]
This morning I jumped straight up and called
Missing Persons Bureau
I lost my love
Missing Persons Bureau
I lost my love
[Instrumental Break]

[Outro]
This morning I jumped straight up and called
Missing Persons Bureau
I lost my love
Missing Persons Bureau
I lost my love