[Verse 1]
Before we ever saw straight, we were grasping at straws
A debate was born, picket lines were drawn
There was this big bang once
Now we're learning to use our thumbs

[Verse 2]
We need a purpose in life, a survival guide
We need explanations for how we arrived
There was this big bang once
Now we're standing on our own two feet
There was this big bang once
We've been sharpening up our teeth

[Verse 3]
They say there was this big bang once
But the clergyman doesn't agree, oh no
There was this big bang once
But it don't jive with Adam and Eve
Original sin, idyllic garden
Some talking snake giving apples away
What would that snake say if he could only see us today?

[Verse 4]
There was this big bang once
We were left here to fill in the blanks
There was this big bang once
Now we're aimlessly drifting in space
We're gonna need an explanation for rational thought
And what it meant and the weight of our hearts
In a world of entropy, why can't we just simply be?
And don't feed me lies, intelligent design
There was this big bang once
Why are we raptured on our knees?