[Verse 1]
If you've got the looks and if you've got the goods
I suppose you can make it anywhere you wanna get made
And you wanna get made
My model agent says you gots to get paid
You've got a special gift, you can't just give it away for free
Don't give it up for free

[Pre-Chorus]
And when my daddy calls
Asking how it's going
On them streets
All I can say is

[Chorus]
I'm not exactly a salesman
Sure, there's a product I'm selling
Guess you can say I'm an actor
But acting's not what they're after, no, not quite

[Verse 2]
[?] service is popular here
More popular than my acting or my modeling career
This city has quite the service industry
Small town Adonis hits the Metropolis
Brought down to his knees
[Refrain]
Guess I'm a so-so gigolo
So-so gigolo

Every audition my agent commissions
Isn't so much an audition so much as a job
I guess a job's a job
I thought if they just saw how bad I wanted the part
At the very least they'd have to take pity on me
[?]

[Refrain]
So-so gigolo
So-so gigolo
So-so gigolo
So-so gigolo

[Chorus]
(So-so gigolo) I'm not exactly a salesman
Sure there's a product I'm selling
(So-so gigolo) Guess you can say I'm an actor
Though acting's not what they're after