[Verse 1: Kiely]
I woke up, couldn't hardly sleep
Cause it was Christmas
Ran downstairs to open gifts up
Could it be the Fendi bag that I want, that I want
So I shook the box up like what could this be
It don't sound like a Fendi to me (Nah)
Ripped it open and what did I see
(I was like)

[Pre-Chorus: Kiely]
What the hell is this?
This ain't what I asked for
What the hell is that? (A Barbie magic castle?)
Yo, I'm getting pissed cause everything is crap
I'm about to take it back, I'm about to take it back (Kids sing)

[Chorus: Adrienne]
Ah, hell nah
Santa, you best to get at me
Ah, hell nah
Christmas ain't what it used to be
Ah, hell nah
Can't believe you did this to me
Ah, hell nah
This ain't no fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Christmas
[Verse 2: Kiely]
My man, came to the door, my gift in his hand
We been going out for four or five months (How many?)
I know he gon' give me just what I want, what I want (What I want? Uh)
So, I shook the box up like what could this be
Sound just like a Fendi bag to me
Tore it open and what did I see
(I was like)

[Pre-Chorus]
What the hell is this?
I can't believe you took it there
What the hell is that? (Yo, where'd you find a Care Bear?)
Yo, I'm getting pissed cause everything is crap
I'm about to take it back (Yo, they don't even sell those anymore)

[Chorus: Adrienne]
Ah, hell nah (Ah, hell nah)
Santa, you best to get at me
Ah, hell nah
Christmas ain't what it used to be
Ah, hell nah (Ah, hell nah)
Can't believe you did this to me (What you did to me)
Ah, hell nah
This ain't no fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Christmas
[Post-Chorus: Adrienne]
Fa-la-la-la-la, fa-la-la-la-la
Fa-la-la-la-la, this ain't no fa-la-la-la Chrismas (Ho, ho, ho)
No fa-la-la-la Christmas (Ho, ho, ho)
Fa-la-la-la-la, fa-la-la-la-la
Fa-la-la-la-la, this ain't no fa-la-la-la Christmas (Ho, ho, ho)
No fa-la-la-la Christmas (Ho, ho, ho)

[Pre-Chorus: Kiely]
What the hell is this, now you've gone really far
What the hell is that (I don't need a VCR)
Where's the DVDs?
Everything is crap, everything is crap, everything is crap (I hate you)

[Chorus: Adrienne]
Ah, hell nah (Ah, hell nah)
Santa, you best to get at me
Ah, hell nah
Christmas ain't what it used to be (What it used to be)
Ah, hell nah (Ah, hell nah)
Can't believe you did this to me
Ah, hell nah
This ain't no fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Christmas
Ah, hell nah
Santa, you best to get at me
Ah, hell nah
Christmas ain't what it used to be (What it used to be)
Ah, hell nah
Can't believe you did this to me
Ah, hell nah
This ain't no fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Christmas