This is a letter to God
I know that you love children but you seem to have an awful lot
Whether this is Jesus Christ or Allah
One of you guys needs to tell these bitches to stop
Stop!
Plenty of people think I was dropped
On my noggin when I was a kid 'cause that would explain a lot
Fed a diet of potato and paint chips
A god-fearing atheist;
Nobody can fix this
This ain't "Brenda had a baby" this is "Brenda shoulda waited"
Maybe Brenda shoulda used a contraceptive like a lady
She's another baby havin' a baby at a young age
Tryin to raise it on minimum wage

If God was smart
He'd have taken out your baby parts
And let you live so that you can't have a kid
If God was smart
He'd have taken out your baby parts
And let you live now that you can't have a kid

Now speaking of statistics
Where I live it's normal for chicks to have kids who suffer from the sickness
We've all seen 'em at the store with their kid by the arm
Pullin 'em around
Threatenin' them with bodily harm
Like "Oh my God!"
It's a regular occurence
Word, it's no secret why these parents make me nervous
Cause their little ones are more than a little off
God should come down, take their baby parts and rip them off
Now certainly I don't mean all women
But why is it the brokest bitches who have the most kids and
One in the oven, two in the sink in the kitchen
Three in the bathroom wondering where their daddy is hidden?

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Mama sells weed just to try to make their ends meet
All her friends smoked it, now the kitchen's cupboards empty
(What?)
Come friday night, drinking money? There's plenty
She lets the first guy hit it, who claims he's gotta Bentley
This '81 Honda's just a loner
His gold chain is plated but she loves the way he talks to her
So when they get home, he tells her that he loves her
But he says he gets irritated whenever he uses a rubber
She pays it no mind
Of course he cums inside
Three weeks later she can't seem to get him on the line
What a surprise - the guys in the bar lied
You think that she would have learned the second, third or fourth time

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