[Intro]
"Cause I ain't going out like a sucka, no way"
College?
I'm a retard, I'm a retard
Check it out

[Chorus]
That party last night was awfully crazy, I wish I'd made it
But I wasn't invited, 'cause I can't afford my tuition payment
Drink my drink and smoke my weed
My best friends are just like me
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10
Get fired from my job, then wish I was dead
I shoulda went to college (hey)
Man, I been drinkin' (hey)
To escape the sinkin' feelin' that I'ma end up dead or drug dealin'
I wish I went to college

[Verse 1]
I wish I could go back and get a higher education
But I can't get back the brain cells I been erasin'
Dead man walkin', strollin' the green mile
Though I'm still in my twenties, I swear I'm senile
I'm so forgetful, uh... what's the next line?
And I musta forgot my brain, 'cause they say I've lost my mind
When I run makin' a b-line like I stepped in a bee hive
And school left my behind, steadily tryin' to rewind
And try to go to college, hangin' out with scholars
I stay rough around the edges, I am so unpolished
And if men are from Mars and women are from Venus
And they throw us all in college to meet and spread diseases
I mean this, I've seen this on different scene lists
After a few shots, college pussies need penis
They deem this not ready for the dean's list
So, if you're not in school, follow me, repeat this, like