[Part I]

[Mikey Dread]
"Oh my gosh!
The music, just turns me on!"

{One two...}

[sample comes back 1:05 into the song]
The music, just turns me on!

{One, one, one...}
{One two...}

[Joy Grdnic]
"Join us every third Tuesday of the month
At two AM for the token jazz hour!"

[Part II: Humbum]

[The Town Criers]
Bah-bum-bum, bo-bum, bo-bum