J Dilla
Scheming
[Verse 1]
Yeah
You remind me of the ____
Got a glow like the shine on the blades
We just spinnin' for the spree-wheel jawns
Looking like you just got your detail on
And threw the damn thing in a ____
The booty so banging it's actually stupid
My hunnid thieves saw the hair whip
Make Dill wanna hit it like the square solo barracks
Babygirl on some 'plus-size model', yeah
Can you do a little ____ with the Sprite bottle
Lemme know if I can fit in them jeans
Ginuwine he speaking, "how you get in them things?"
But don't mind me, it's just you remind me
Of my Jeep with that fifth behind me
They can't see you, but you can see them
Just like tint babygirl, you the ____ yeah

[Chorus]
Yo, you like a Slum V song I sing
Girl you all on my mind all day, I mean
And you just can't do no wrong, I mean
I'm thinking 'bout plottin', schemin' (Yeah, plottin' schemin')
Yes, you're like a De La song we sing
You on my mind like my lies and rhymes and things
I'm tryna holler, won't you tell me what line to bring?
Thinkin' 'bout plottin', scheme...
[Verse 2]
Uh, before my breakfast in the morning
I be in the mirror looking
I be thinking 'bout you often girl
You the only reason why I show up at my job
Cause I know that you be there
And my heart's in overdrive
I wanna say, "Hi, hey, hello" but can't say much
Butterflies in my stomach got me feeling fucked up
I used to be mackin' but yo fashion is immaculate
Your ass is so fat, attitude is you ain't having it
I'm back in this, I got a plan to put her in my at-mos-phere
Hit me dear, miss Britney with the Spears through the heart
Purple Hershey's, better when it's dark
If only I just knew just when to start
I should have somebody rob her pocketbook
Play hero, play Robber then De Niro, get ____ plus ____
Cause I can turn into a ghetto superstar
She'd feel me then I know I win, I know it's wrong pursuin' her

[Chorus]
You like a P-E song I sing
Girl you all on my mind all day, I mean
And you just can't do no wrong, I mean
I'm thinking 'bout plottin', schemin' (Yeah, plottin' schemin')
You're like a De La song we sing
You on my mind like lies and rhymes and things
I'm tryna holler, won't you tell me what line to bring?
Thinkin' 'bout plottin', scheme, I plot and scheme
[Verse 3]
____
I'm on the ____ just seeing you beat it
Be spicy like "mamma mia"
We saucy like ____
____
I'm on this dias for my Dominican chicks
Sippin' on the finer
While I'm dressing off my Dulce and Gabbana
Cause she wear the Gucci
"Hasta la vista", ey baby?
"Como estas, ____ ____, Mardi Gras"
To San Maria with jumbo shrimp and a buttery steak
I'll make you a plate
Now that's your cue
____ keen statement to make
Bon appetit, I'm on the lease
____
____
"Hasta la vista", ey baby?

[Chorus: Phife Dawg]
You're like a hot Tribe song I sing
You be all on my mind all day I mean
And you just can't do no wrong it seems
I'm thinkin' 'bout plottin' a scheme, yup
Plotting a scheme
You're like this S-V song I sing
On my mind like my lies and rhymes and things
Tryna holler, can you tell me what lines to bring?
I'm thinkin' 'bout plottin' a scheme, plottin' a scheme
[Outro]
Love
Love is like a battlefield
And like pieces on a chessboard, you have to move accordingly
Pimps call it "stalking prey", another victim about to get slayed
See, my purpose is to get deep in ya mind
To make love to your mind
I guarantee more action than a night on 7-mile, baby
Something you will never forget
Something'll make you break out in a cold sweat in a blizzard
Don't get it twisted, baby
It ain't about love
It's for the love of the game
I saw, I conquered, I came (in that order)
I hope you can swim, cause the water will get deep
And if you cain't swim, you bound to drizz-own
I'm plottin' a scheme baby, and I want you to be the star
And I'm the Big Dipper
You ready? Action...*pow*