(Chapter 1: 2069 I was born you fat faggot)
Hi, my name is Failed-Abortion and I was born in 2069. My last name is Diabetes, and my middle name is With!
So my full name is-
Failed-Abortion With Diabetes!
I go to SuckMyDickI'mSoHornyGayGay High!
In the dressing rooms Sammy and Lammy suck my nipples drooping from my moobs.
My favourite show is Naked & Afraid, I like seeing naked men *Licks lips sexually*
I am friends with Tyler, the Creator cause he shows me how to suck!
My favourite song is that Logic song where he says he'd suck a dick! *Yummy sounds*
My favourite game is Nazi Hentai 2085!
I won the award of best dad for hide and seek!
I haven't found him in 13 years!

My whole life, I've wanted to go on adventures to that green hill from Sonic; the levels in Mario; the strip club in GTA 5; the KKK. Wait, scratch that one.