Sidhu Moose Wala
Facts (Skit)
(Background public noise)
Sidhu moose wala murdabad! murdabad!
Nayi chalugi
Nayi chalugi
[Conversation between: Sidhu Moose Wala & His Dad]
Sidhu!
Sidhu?
Mai aa putt
Darwaza khol
(knocks door)
Sidhu darwaza khol mai aa!
(twists door knob)
Lagda darwaza torhna paina
(slams door)
Putt.. ayen nehre jehe ch ah kana de vich tootiyan paake kiven betha?
Dad mainu pta nayi si v lok apni zubaan te mere layi ehna zehar chaki firde aa
Huh putt, Lok ni bheerh ae
Par dad, Lok hon chahe bheerh par ehna de teer ta sidha ethe vajjde ne na.. mere kaalje ch
Sidhu, Maharaj v odi jholi ch zehar paunda jihde bare ohnu pta hove v eda kaalja zehar khapa lu
Mai dasda tainu os bheerh da sach