Where ya been, Zebulon?
What you doing in this song?
Skating on the ice of song
About to go under

My mother's in the hospital
My sister's at the opera
I'm in love but let's not talk about it
There's so much to tell ya

I believe in freedom
Freedom's apparently all I need
But who's ever been free in this world?
Who has never had to bleed in this world?

All I need are your eyes
Your nose was always too big for your face
Still it made you look kinda sexy
More like someone who belongs in the human race

Where ya been, Zebulon?
Let's meet up, why not tonight?
In the lane behind the schoolyard
And we'll have some tea and ice cream