[Verse 1: Liam, Louis & Niall]
Harry does fall a lot on stage
And he likes women of a certain a-a-age (OP's)
We were once five, and now we're four
I fell over playing golf and it was sore-or-or (Oh no Niall)

[Pre-Chorus: Harry & Liam]
Everyone in the world has seen us (Maybe)
But now we're taking a break

[Chorus: All]
Louis forgets all his words when we're singing
When Liam's phone bleeps it's Simon ringing
Everyone has a 1D doll
Now you know, oh oh, now you know
That's what makes us 1D