[VERSE 1]

I put his body under a tarp
So the rain could not decay it
Started searching in the dark
Maybe a shovel to try and hide this?
How did everything go wrong?
I don't remember how this first started
Have fun dancing along
Something hit him, maybe a car did?

Or was it me?
It might have been me...

[Chorus]

Oops look's like he's dead!
His soul has finally departed!
Second one this week
But if you count the ones I outsmarted
That's four
Look's like I killed four
Oops he's dead!

[VERSE 2]

I went on a lovely date
It was going really well
It started to get late
They found his body in a well!
I don't remember when I did it
Or if I even did
But how did they even find him?
I swear I put on the well's lid!

Ok, that time it was me
Sue me!

[Chorus]

Oops look's like he's dead!
His soul has finally departed!
Tenth one this month
I don't remember when this first started!
But it's ten
Look's like I killed ten
Oops he's dead!

[BRIDGE]

Like I said I don't remember
I think it was December
I blame the cold weather
For making me this way
You're thinking what about in summer?
When I killed Jeffrey and Hunter!
Like I said: I don't remember!
That's all I have to say

Also

[Chorus]

Oops look's like he's dead!
His soul has finally departed!
Hundred and fourth one this year
But if you count the ones that were uncharted
One hundred thirty-five!
I killed one hundred thirty-five!
Oops he's dead!
Oops he's dead!
Oops they're all dead