[Intro]
Hey guys! So, apparently I have a bunch of haters online
Who have been being mean to me
Well
HAVE SOME COMPASSION
'CAUSE IT REALLY AFFECTS PEOPLE! IN WAYS YOU COULD HAVE NEVER IMAGINED
I can't even drink this FUCKING Mountain Dew
IT'S SPRITE

[Verse 1]
The parallel
Between women and Hell
Between demons ands trucks
Dicks, balls, penis, and cunt
Why do I have to ask
Every single time
"Jesus turn water into wine
And tell my daughters she’s a swine"?

[Verse 2]
(La la la la)
(La la la la)
Something rucking bucking fucking
Please give me your number
My phone is like a graveyard full of ghosts
Replace me with a cucumber
[Verse 3]
Nothings working loving ghosting
You have me so outnumbered
Stupid dumbass motherfucker
Just replace me with another

[Chorus]
Replace me with a cucumber
Replace me with another
Stupid dumbass motherfucker
(La la la)

[Verse 4]
Nothing is adding up
I thought you were my everything
Think I’ve had enough
Because you never even meant a thing
I think I've had enough

[Outro]
(Ooh)
IT'S SPRITE