[Intro]
(Gezebelle Gaburgably)
(Fuck)
(Fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-fu-)

[Verse 1]
I hate women
And I hate myself
I have fun for a living
Then I'll shoot myself
I hate living for a living
And I'm really unforgiving
And I sometimes think I'm winning
But I'm really not admitting
That I'm useless, really unfunny
Tell me what I am, I'm Ted Bundy
Useless, really unfunny
Nothing that you can get from me

[Chorus]
That's why everybody laughs but you
Everybody in the room
Everybody laughs but you
Everybody in the room

(Oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhhhh)
[Verse 2]
If you don't laugh at my jokes
I'm gonna give you a stroke
Watch your face turn red
Against the wall being choked
Everybody knows what happens if they spit and they don't
So that's why everybody laughs at my jokes

[Chorus]
That's why everybody laughed but you
Everybody in the room
Everybody laughed but you
Everybody in the room

[Verse 3]
If you don't laugh right now
I'm gonna kill you somehow
Laugh right fucking now
I'm a fucking clown
If you don't laugh right now
I'm gonna kill you somehow
Laugh right fucking now
I'm a fucking clown