LISA & BART
Our life is so confusing
No reason and no rhyme
We've got this funny feeling
Getting old before our time
Gimme what ya got
Gimme what ya got
I know what ya got
Gimme what ya got

LISA
What kind of love brings such confusion?

BART
Shuts out the sun and kills all glee

LISA & BART
What are these blues we're here to tell you?
It's sibling rivalry

I don't wanna share
Wanna make you nuts
Gimme what ya got
Gotta have it all

BART
Sometimes I see her doing homework
LISA
I'm working hard all by myself

BART
And who can stand a happy sister

LISA
He hates I don't require help
(Ooh. Ooh. Ooh)

BART
I put a spider on her shoulder
(Oh, ya, wooh)

LISA
I'm not aware that it is fake
(Ooh, ooh, ooh)

BART
I ask her what the heck that thing is
(Eeww!)

LISA
I turn and start; I scream and shake
(Scream and shake!)
BART
Whhhhhhhy does it feel so good?
My dear old fun?
I know it's wrong to feel so mean
But, you shoulda heard her scream
(Ooh ooh, ooh)
Ha ha ha haa. Ha ha ha ha ha ha
(Ooh ooh, ooh)
Aah, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
(Ooh ooh, ooh)
Ha, hahahaha. Ha haa
(Ooh ooh, ooh)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha hahahaha

LISA
I am not blameless in this equation

BART
She likes to talk over my head

LISA
Poor Bart, his trials and tribulations
(Poor Bart)

BART
Before a test she makes me dread
(Ooh, ooh, ooh)
LISA
'Cause I predict that he will fail
(Gonna flunk, woo-ooh)

BART
I chase her down when she is right
(Ooh, ooh, ooh)

LISA
When I refuse to just turn tail
(Hold your ground Lisa)

LISA & BART
We have our most outstanding fights!
(Outstanding fights!)

LISA
What kind of love brings such contusions?

BART
All these band-aids the world can see

LISA & BART
What is this shame we're here to tell you?
It's sibling rivalry

A brother and a sister
We're trying not to boast
But we can't help believing
That we'll always be this close

BACKING VOCALS
Siblings find it oh so hard
When it comes to giving
Let them once try singing background for a living

LISA & BART
A brother and a sister
We will always be this close

BART
Let go my hand, Lisa