The Simpsons
Why Springfield, Why Not
Bart: Springfield's the only home that we've got
Lisa: but to be frank, there's not a lot to recommend it
We've got a big sinkhole
Bart: and they shut down the think hole
Bart/Lisa: Hashtag Springfield pride had never ever trended
Lisa: But if you think of the things we lack
Bart: Instead of the stuff we've got
Bart/Lisa: Why Springfield?
Bart/Lisa/Nelson/Milhouse: Why no~ot?
We've only had a hurricane once
Milhouse: We haven't had a circus fire in months
Bart/Lisa/Nelson: Springfield. Why no~ot?
Nelson: Oo-oo-ooh! We're just off the interstate
Ralph: Aa-aa-aah! The second right off exit eight
Dolph: You may find our culture lacking
Karney: We finally outlawed out snake whacking
All: Sure, our cops are easily bought
And our dentists are all self-taught
But, Hooray for Springfield
Give two cheers
Smallpox free for seven years
Why Springfield, why not?