[Verse 1]
I had a soul transplant operation
'Cause my bypass didn't function
So now I'm keeping on my toes
Till I see your one-man show

[Chorus]
Show me magic
Show me magic
Show me magic
Show me ma...

[Verse 2]
And wouldn't it be nice to know
What the paper doesn't show
Or what the TV doesn't say
Or what the hamsters ate today

[Chorus]
Show me magic
Show me magic
Show me magic
Show me ma...

[Bridge]
(God!) Show me magic
(God!) Show me magic
(God!) Show me magic
(God! Oh!) Show me ma...
[Chorus]
Show me magic
Show me magic
Show me magic
Show me magic
Woah, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh