[Verse 1]
Measuring once, cutting it twice
Click it back in, nearly as nice
Sorting it out, stacking up piles
Take it back down, error by trial
Stuck in a room, tidy it up
Tidy it up, not good enough

[Verse 2]
Sitting up straight, sharp as a tack
Snatching it off them, grabbing it back
Good to be honest but stings a bit too
It can only be you, re-building you
Not what you wanted, not knowing when
Both ways beholden, owing to them

[Chorus]
Stuck in a room
This place is rough
Holed up till Spring
Live off your hump

[Verse 3]
Lobbing your toys out of the pram
Oh no, you won't, oh yes, they can
Shedding of skin, dust that builds up
Growing potatoes in corners of fluff
Stuck in a room, try and sit still
Try and sit still, try to stand up
[Chorus]
Hassling me
Hassling you
Stuck in a room
With too many rules