I keep drinkin' malted milk, tryin' to drive my blues away
I keep drinkin' malted milk, tryin' to drive my blues away
Honey, you're just as welcome to my lovin' like a flower is in May

Malted milk, malted milk, keep on rushin' to my head
Malted milk, malted milk, keep on rushin' to my head
I got a funny, funny feeling that I'm talkin' all out my head

Honey, fix me one more drink and hug your lady one more time
Honey, fix me one more drink and hug your lady one more time
Keep on stirrin' my malted milk, daddy, until I change my mind

Oh, my door knob keeps on turnin'
There must be spooks here around my bed
Oh, my door knob keeps on turnin'
There must be spooks here around my bed
I got a funny, funny feelin' and the hair's risin' on my head

Malted milk, malted milk, keep on rushin' to my head
Malted milk, malted milk, keep on rushin' to my head
I got a funny, funny feelin' and I'm talkin' all out my head

I keep drinkin' malted milk, tryin' to drive my blues away
I keep drinkin' malted milk, tryin' to drive my blues away
Honey, you're just as welcome to my lovin' like the flower is in May