[Verse 1]
Welcome to the world online
I hope you don't mind using up all of you're spare time
Looking at a small device that turns your best friends back into people you don't recognize
Anyone with a ring light can turn the fifteen seconds of fame into the good life
They don't even have to try
It only takes two minutes to document it online

[Chorus]
Yeah
I gotta kick the habit of intelligence
For the enigma talent is irrelevant
Reality is stuck in a screen
And it's all so tedious when you are a kid genius

[Post-Chorus]
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

[Verse 2]
Welcome to the human race
We recommend you sit on the internet all day
Try not to communicate
Because the kids we've given a voice to have nothing to say
Better think you'll be okay if you can sell your spirit
And remember Rule 8:
Never ever punctuate
And you're so uncool if you don't disable uppercase
[Chorus]
Yeah
I gotta kick the habit of intelligence
For the enigma talent is irrelevant
Reality is stuck in a screen
And it's all so tedious when you are a kid genius

[Post-Chorus]
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

[Verse 3]
I don't want to go to school
It's okay to be a fool
You don't have to go to school
Just go online it's super cool
I don't want to go to school
It's okay to be a fool
You don't have to go to school
Just go online it's super cool

[Chorus]
I gotta kick the habit of intelligence
For the enigma talent is irrelevant
Reality is stuck in a screen
And it's all so tedious when you are a kid genius
[Post-Chorus]
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

[Outro]
And it's all so tedious when you are a kid genius
Yeah, yeah, yeah