[Verse 1: VELMA & EDNA]
Those lips, those eyes, that food
Well, there ain't nothin' like a spread to get ya in the mood
Wilbur, can't you feel the burning flame of hot desire?
You're gonna need more than some seltzer to put out this fire

[Verse 2: VELMA & EDNA]
I'm wailing, look out old Baltimore
I'm selling something you can't purchase at a ten cent store
Oh Wilbur, I feel like a princess, come on take me to the ball
I bet you're tired of heavy lifting, get your hands on something small

[Chorus: VELMA & EDNA (BOTH)]
Because I'm big, blonde, and beautiful
(It's time to face the facts, it's irrefutable)
Why waste one more minute, now I feel brand spankin' new
(Hey Wilbur, take a look, it's all for...)
You
You?