[Intro: Babuc]
Serein sucks
The end

[Hook: that guy with pig in his name or something]
​ramen noodles with my foodstamps
​prius cosigned by my mama
​tax returns to obama
​g eazy sucks
​ramen noodles with my foodstamps
​prius cosigned by my mama
​tax returns to obama
​id check for patron

[Verse 1: CannonFire]
Here's a story about my very own, chopper
I Shake my hips make it do the heli, copter
So much pussy in the world that I gotta, conquer
So I got me a ho' with no arms cost me 30, dollars
Jerked me off with her feet made it so much, hotter
She had dirty soles the color of, copper
Yeah, we did it rougher than Griffin, Bonnar
But buying discount ho's gave me real bad, karma
Because I got burned had to visit the, doctor
Really shoulda' wrapped my chopper in, armor
Diagnosis suggests I'm a fuckin', goner
Ask me if it's really worth all of the, bother
Hell fuckin' yes it's fuckin', honor
[Verse 2: CaptainDinga]
Ayy shoutout that kid YABOYNICKY
(leggo)
First things first adios Scope-Y
You were the goat on this site.. no lie
I know you in college but you already a GENIUS boi
These n***as so sweet and I'm the SOY (pause) sauce
Imma boss, no Rick Ross
I ate your girl out... shit I forgot to floss
She tasted like a whopper
Kill ya ass, Lupe Fiasco, Chopper

[Hook]

[Verse 3: TwentyOnePilotsSuckDealWithIt]
Twenty One Pilots are awful
They make me want to spit out my waffles
Their rapping is an abomination
It makes me want to leave Obama's nation
Their lyrics are extremely pretentious
And did I forget to mention
That "Stressed Out" is the worst song
That I've heard in a time very long
They are not actually hip hop
They are actually just pop
You think that their pop is good, but
They're scarier to me than a peanut
If you want some real rap
Go listen to the Wu-Tang Clan
"Mighty Healthy" is an awesome song
And if you don't like it, then what's wrong
WITH YOU WITH YOU WITH YOUUU
WITH YOU WITH YOU WITH YOUUU
Sorry, I didn't mean to go all Chris Brown
His hook on Kanye's album made me frown
And Desiigner is also bad
I wish that Kanye never had
Met him, because he sounds just like
A Future clone... right?
I also can't stand The-Dream
He almost ruined "Ultralight Beam"
But Chance and Kelly made up for it
But it's hard to ignore it
When Post Malone has a verse
That uses Auto-Tune for the worse
He should listen to 808s and Heartbreak
Because then he'll use Auto-Tune rightly
[Hook]

[Verse 4:YABOYNICKY]
Don't want no beef cuz that's against my religion
In fact I just bought a pair of tru realigions
High school or Nye School
Donald Trump make we wanna go bye fool
If I had a chopper I'd start a coup
Flip-flopper Rubio ewwwwww
Ted Cruz is a cornfield
Think he's been listening to Hopsin
Le Great Wall of Mexico
Fuck tha Trump thnkin errebody sellin dope
Nuff said

[Verse 5: Son Of ScotlandKID]
William Wallce with the barz
My braveheart got me dreaming bout the stars
Too hot G, I melt steel beams
Jet fuels cookin', no need for the memes
Gpt mules lookin at airport to peep sceneZ
Ass real good so they avoid 5-0 screens
Now my package got through, I divide up for the crew
Sold with no cut just raw'n savage, sucks to be you
What the fuck YOU gonna do, it would take about 2
Fucking spit out who? I didn't think so boo
OD in the spot and get tossed out like shit down the loo
Duck you like typo, period
Fuck hype bro,its serious
[Verse 6: Theonlydjorkaeff]
Last week I hit a lick
She was my best mate's chick
But I needed cash quick for a plan I'd hitched
Hatched, she was the dullest chick in the batch
Snatch, I grabbed her passcode and her racks
Now her bank account is sapped like Dwayne's ball sack
Mine's jacked so I hit the dealership
Enstrom or Robinson's, both have killer picks
I settled on Enstrom and purchased my chopper
Flew it inverted and gave Trump a topper
No, not Monica, I gave him a new moniker
Acephalous, I trimmed him like a conifer

[Hook]

[Verse 7: NondescriptWhiteRapFan1]
Don't act like you didn't know it was coming
In he comes with the renegade
Never mind switching up the flow or nothing
Churn out four bars with no effort made