Disclaimer: This is sereinik speaking, because bitch, I'm back by popular demand.

I (kinda) don't wanna to go to school, I just wanna break the rules. So instead of your typical 15 questions, here is 73 Questions with @sosad2112, otherwise known as Sam. It's based off of the popular Vogue series 73 Questions which I absolutely love and wanted to pay tribute to. Enjoy, because I love this hö.

SEREINIK: Hi! I’m here from Genius, and as a result of a brilliant initiative by Madison, I’m here to ask you 73 questions. Let’s get right into it, shall we?

So - to begin with - what’s on your mind?
SOSAD2112: MY BIRTHDAY IS IN FOUR DAYS!!!! I JUST SAW FALL OUT BOY, AWOLNATION, AND PVRIS THREE DAYS AGO!!!!

SRK: What are you most excited for this year?
SS: The future in general excites me, I guess.

SRK: How do you say, “caramel?”
SS: care-ə-mull




A Southern boy through and through.

SRK: Are you the city you’re from?
SS: Kinda? I do a good job of exhibiting Southern hospitality, and I listen to a good share of music that one would would associate with Memphis. Though, I'm told I speak with a Western dialect, and I'm queer, which is kinda questionable around here.

SRK: Best way to spend a night?
SS: Falling asleep with loved ones, or at least a friend. Ya see, sleeping can be scary for me sometimes, but whenever I’m with someone, I can virtually pass out. I just get kept up by anxieties and inner demons, ya know? I have some major mortality issues.

SRK: Favorite books you've read in class?
SS: Fahrenheit 451, The Phantom Tollbooth, and When You Reach Me were the greatest of all time for various reasons.
SRK: Favorite artist from the last ten years?
SS: Kanye West

SRK: Favorite artist from the 90s?
SS: Beastie Boys

SRK: International city you’d love to travel to and why?
SS: Sydney, Australia

SRK: Best part of Genius?
SS: The best part about Genius is the community. I’ve made many friends from joining it, and I communicate with them daily. They’re very supportive; those I’m closest with feel kinda like a family, to be honest.

SRK: One thing you wish you could change about Genius?
SS: Better messaging? Chat can be weird in its mechanics.

SRK: A vocalist for rainy days?
SS: Matt Johnson or Damian Kulash, Jr.

SRK: Favorite teen movie?
SS: Big Fat Liar is a classic teen movie; it played a pivotal role in my childhood and made me who I am today.
SRK: Chicken or the egg?
SS: Bruh.

SRK: Blue or black?
SS: Blue

SRK: Spirit animal?
SS: T H E M A N T I S S H R I M P
SRK: If you could Freaky Friday with someone, who would it be?
SS: Maybe, I’d do it with a significant other, just to see what it’s like to be those closest to me.

SRK: Place of utter bliss?
SS: I dunno, I’m generally content with wherever I am. I guess I find bliss when I’m with friends.

SRK: Forks or spoons or something else entirely?
SS: Sporks

SRK: My favorite awkward question in the world: favorite smell?
SS: Out of context, this is weird as fuck, but I like how my dad smells.

SRK: Night or day?
SS: I couldn’t pick one over the other. I’m really indecisive to be honest, haha.

SRK: So, what’s love got to do with it?
SS: What’s love, but a second hand emotion? What’s love got to do, got to do with it? Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?

SRK: Pens or pencils?
SS: Are pens with erasers an option?

SRK: Cookies or creme?
SS: Cookies

SRK: Weirdest dream in six words?
SS: Will Smith hates my love life.
SRK: Favorite emoji?
SS:
SRK: Best social media platform?
SS: Facebook
SRK: Name a thought provoking music video that comes to mind.
SS: I may have misunderstood this question, so I’ll give both answers; it’s either “My Favorite Pillow” by Rhett & Link or “Born Free” by M.I.A.

SRK: Quote to live by?
SS: Studying is just a combination of the words “student” and “dying.”

SRK: Favorite style of food?
SS: Junk Food :^)

SRK: Best Genius ship?
SS: Freelights is the GOAT Genius ship.

SRK: How do you feel about babuc?
SS: *serein voice* I hate him.

SRK: Silence or noise?
SS: I like noise more; silence would make me go crazy.

SRK: How many shades of grey?
SS: Wikipedia said there’s twenty-nine shades of gray.

SRK: Mecha or Bagon?
SS: Either is perfectly fine for me. When the switch to Bagon happened, I just went with it, but like, if we suddenly switched back, I’d probably be just as fine.

SRK: Opinion on the Genius forums?
SS: I’m indifferent. Sometimes, they can have some very interesting threads and/or articles; sometimes, they’re really offensive and/or annoying. It’s a blessing and a curse. Though, I got to meet The Deevil’s Advocate through them, among others, so that was cool.

SRK: Is butter a carb?
SS: Despite what Cady said in Mean Girls, no, butter is not a carb; it is a fat.

SRK: Full color or black and white?
SS: I love full color more; it has so much more life to it.

SRK: Font scheme to match your personality?
SS: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Comic Sans ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

SRK: Favorite Kardashian?
SS: I love the old Kanye.

SRK: Favorite Hollywood Chris?
SS: Chris Rock??? I dunno.

SRK: What do you wish was said at the end of Lost in Translation?
SS: I wish he told her where he planned to meet up with her again when they both ran away from the spouses that didn’t deserve them.

SRK: Poot Lovato or Demi Lovato?
SS: Demi? Like, one is a great singer that has developed like a butterfly; the other is a weird meme; which one would YOU pick?

SRK: Who do you call when it’s half past five?
SS: I only call you when it's half past five, the only time that I'll be by your side. I only love it when you touch me, not feel me. When I'm fucked up, that's the real me.

SRK: Guilty pleasure song?
SS: “The Time is Now” by John Cena & Tha Trademarc.

SRK: Favorite Spice girl?
SS: Baby.
SRK: Would you rather have a pause button or a rewind-button for your life?
SS: I’d have a rewind button, obviously. It’s like a pause button but better ‘cause you can go back and relive something; that’s far superior to stopping in time so you can take in the moment. Plus, if I have a rewind button, I can just naturally go back instead of looking stupid for having to ask people, “What did you say?” so many times.

SRK: Genius and chill, or nah?
SS: Like, a tate date? Are you asking me out on one? I’m down if you are.

SRK: Hey. I'm not here to answer questions. So, ALL CAPS or all lowercase?
SS: I’m more for lowercase. It’s more relaxed and whatnot that the screaming/excitement of ALL CAPS. I mean, there are times when I prefer ALL CAPS, but generally, lowercase is the vibe I’m feeling.

SRK: Let's say that you can broadcast one ten-words-or-less message for the rest of the world to hear. Ignoring the language barriers, what’s it going to be?
SS: I’d play the Deez Nuts video.

SRK: Favorite talk show?
SS: I love Last Week Tonight with John Oliver so much.

SRK: To elaborate on the war started by Tyrant: “Ether” or “Takeover”?
SS: I don't really have a preference because I'm neither much of a Jay Z nor a Nas fan, but I guess I prefer "Ether."

SRK: To be or not to be?
SS: That is the question: whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles, and by opposing end them?

SRK: Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, is it true you like them tall?
SS: I don’t have a height preference. I won’t deny that a height difference is cute, though. As of right now, both my boyfriend and girlfriend are smaller than me by at least four inches… To be honest, it’s probably more.

SRK: Toppings on your ideal pizza?
SS: Pepperoni is my one and only.

SRK: Describe your favorite color without naming it in three words.
SS: Favorite, Memphis, DePaul

SRK: Favorite piece of clothing?
SS: I think anything I have that’s directly related to Chicago is my favorite.

SRK: Favorite Kanye album?
SS: Yes.

SRK: Favorite curse word?
SS: E****m

SRK: What should baelights change his name to next?
SS: While there is a fine assortment of things it could be, he should definitely change it back to, “aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.”

SRK: Best internet browser?
SS: Google Chrome

SRK: Circles or squares?
SS: Circles

SRK: Go-to dance move?
SS: I don't dance.

SRK: Have you ever fed a lover with just your hands?
SS: I’ve kinda forced a cookie into my boyfriend’s mouth before; does that count?

SRK: Android or Apple?
SS: Android

SRK: Best part of your day?
SS: Seeing my best friend Anna is probably my favorite part of the day.

SRK: Do you believe in love?
SS: Do you believe it's true? Do you believe in love? Oh, you're making me believe it too.

SRK: Favorite ice cream flavor?
SS: I love Snickers flavored ice cream the most.

SRK: Language you wish you were fluent in?
SS: I wish I was fluent in German. Like, I’m taking it in school now, and I’m doing alright in the class, but it still leaves me feeling ill prepared. It’s probably not the teacher’s fault; I honestly do rely on translator apps a fair amount, and my German vocab could be better. I still aspire to get better at it, though.

SRK: TV show you’d be willing to guest star in?
SS: Can I say The Amazing Race? That’d be fun to star in.

SRK: Favorite album cover?
SS:




SRK: What do dreams sound like?
SS: serein, what are you on, and where can I get some?

SRK: I have one last question for you: how do you like your rain?
SS: I like sea rain the most.