[Verse 1]
We unlock cellular phones
We repair and reservice drones
We've got ultrasonic fences to keep foxes away
Everything to do with electricity

[Chorus]
This is a battle for Gadgetland
This is a battle for Gadgetland
What the hell we fighting for?
I don't think I need you anymore
What the hell we fighting for?
I don't think you need me anymore

[Verse 2]
We sell batteries, triple-As
Adhesive strips to secure toupees
If we sold windows they'd be doublе glazed

[Chorus]
This is a battle for Gadgetland
This is a battlе for Gadgetland
What the hell we fighting for?
I don't think I need you anymore
What the hell we fighting for?
I don't think you need me anymore
[Bridge]
Right, you peasants
No offence, it's time to curtsy
My name's Justin, I'm here out of Chertsey
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A kneeling ovation from the undisputed ???
Just like you, I have eaten mud
There's nothing blue, whatsoever, in my blood
Only the finest silks line my suit
Ooh, but I bless you with my talent on electric lute

[Solo]

[Chorus]
What the hell we fighting for?
I don't think I need you anymore
What the hell we fighting for?
I don't think you need me anymore

I'm the Earl and you'll do as I tell you
I'm the Earl and you'll do as I tell you!