[Verse 1]
We ventured out of the resort one night
Looking for something to do
We were drawn to the bright red lights
That's where I first saw you
We had heard about the beautiful lady boys
Mother Nature couldn't make up her mind
They looked like guys from the waistband down
And they all looked like girls from behind

[Pre-Chorus]
Forget about my worries for a while and just pretend
That my life is not a total failure
Find myself some company, find myself a friend
With both sets of genitalia

[Chorus]
Pat Pong ladies you make me wanna cry
Pat Pong ladies never fail to satisfy my curiousi-Thai
No word of a lie
Yes, they were so fine

[Verse 2]
We just couldn't wait to come again, when she stripped
And watch her tease
Dancing ladies, ladies with no shame and unique abilities
Well produced, right every cup is for the Mini boot
I guess a little sushi would be nice
Now the streets are pouring milk into my White Russian
Can I get some ice?
[Pre-Chorus]
I don't wanna be alone and staring at the wall
Reflecting on my shortcomings and faults
An expression of true love is something magical
Between two or more consenting adults

[Chorus]
Pat Pong ladies you make me wanna cry
Pat Pong ladies never fail to satisfy my curiousi-Thai
No word of a lie
Best that I could find

[Solo 1]

1, 2, 3, 4

[Bridge]
Nah nah, nah nah nah, nah nah
Nah nah nah, nah nah, nah nah nah nah nah

[Solo 2]