[Verse 1]
It was a hot day (wa-oh!)
And there were boobies ahoy
I am a bastard (wa-oh!)
I've been a very naughty boy

[Pre-Chorus]
Hell hath no fury like a woman that is scorned
I ain't been this miserable since the day I was born

[Chorus]
I cocked the whole thing up, up, up
Overfloweth my cup (woo!)
I cocked the whole thing up, up, up

[Verse 2]
Well, I am spineless (wa-oh!)
I ain't got not no balls
I am a wanker (wa-oh!)
I won't return your calls

[Pre-Chorus]
We shared the same dream, but you wouldn't let me live it
You took the same brush as the other guys and tarred me with it

[Chorus]
I cocked the whole thing up, up, up
Overfloweth my cup (woo!)
I cocked the whole thing up, up, up
Look into my eyeballs!

[Solo]

[Pre-Chorus]
We shared the same dream, but you wouldn't let me live it
You took the same brush as the other guys and tarred me with it

[Chorus]
I cocked the whole thing up, up, up
Overfloweth my cup (woo!)
I cocked the whole thing up, up, up

I cocked the whole thing up, up, up
Overfloweth my cup (woo!)
I cocked the whole thing up

Look into my eyeballs