[Verse 1]
Once a day, I wink at you
And you grin
Like a Puma... rrr
I watch as you spend an hour or two
In the bath
Like a tuna... mmm

[Chorus]
One times... I love you
Two times... I love you
Three times, four times, five times
I love you, ooh, you
Ooooh

[Verse 2]
Twice a week, I take a peek
As you bathe
Like a reptile... woof!
I catch your eye and you throw your sponge
It's a soaking projectile

[Chorus]
One times... I love you
Two tim-m-m-mes... I love you
Three times, four times, five times
I love you, love you, I love you
Ooooh
[Guitar solo]
Oh, oh oh!

[Chorus]
One tim-m-m-mes... I love you
Two times... I love you
Three times, four times, five times a week
I love you, I love you, you
Ooooh
I... Love... You...