[Verse 1]
I used to whimper like an infant
Suckling at an arid teat
I was denied the very things I desired
Without them, I was incomplete

[Pre-Chorus]
I was underdeveloped
Until you enveloped me with a love I could scarcely conceieve
I could stare all day at your decolletage
I could lose myself in your cleavage

[Chorus]
Oh, I'm much obliged to you, m'am
Thank you for the rack of glam
You'll never know how delighted I am
Thank you for the rack of-
Thank you for the rack of-
Thank you for the rack of glam

[Verse 2]
I was afraid that you would abandon me
Until you looked into my eyeballs, smiled
And pulled my sobbing face into your bosom
As if I was your baby child
[Pre-Chorus]
As I wept, your heart leapt
I felt it through your lacey brassiere
I've searched and waited
I've finally located love, right now and right here

[Chorus]
Oh, I'm much obliged to you, m'am
Thank you for the rack of glam
You'll never know how delighted I am
Thank you for the rack of glam
God damn

[Solo]

[Chorus]
Oh, I'm much obliged to you, m'am
Thank you for the rack of glam
Oh, I'm much obliged to you, m'am
Thank you for the rack of glam
You'll never know how delighted I am
Thank you for the rack of-
Thank you for the rack of-
Thank you for the rack of glam