[Verse 1]
I never have to listen to
Ridiculous opinions
She never tries to make me
Into one of her minions

The touch of a button
A steely caress
You need a Phillips screwdriver
To get her undressed

[Pre-Chorus]
But she's mine, all mine
She isn't programmed to deceive me
Oh mine, all mine
And I kept the receipt
In case you don't believe me
She will never leave me

[Chorus]
Oh Motorheart
Love me like a human being
Treat you like a queen
Oh Motorheart
She is literally a love machine
[Verse 2]
She never takes offence at
Anything I say or do
She is not over-sensitive
The opposite is true
Not burdened by ambition
Never talks about her dreams
Doesn't often fire lasers from her eyeballs as she screams

[Pre-Chorus]
That she's mine all mine
And I will never grow to hate her
Oh mine all mine
But if she starts playing up
I'll send her back to her creator
Or just recalibrate her

[Chorus]
Oh Motorheart
Love me like a human being
Treat you like a queen
Oh Motorheart
She is literally a love machine

[Breakdown]
A little bit of heartache
Is impossible to avoid
I never had much luck with women
So I bought myself a droid
She's always got a smile on
Her metal chest is extra large
And when I've had enough of her
I just put her on charge

There was a spark between us
But I fear it may be lost
I thought she would obey my every command
Must have got our wires crossed

I'm not an electrician
And I don't know what makes her tick
I'll read the manual later
Maybe I can get her to make me a sandwich

[Bridge]
She is the sweetest design
And I can't believe she's mine

[Chorus]
Oh Motorheart
Love me like a human being
Treat you like a queen
Oh Motorheart
She is literally a love machine