Robin Williams
The Batty Rap
Yo, the name is Batty
The logic is erratic
Potato in a jacket
Toys in the attic
I rock and I ramble
My brain is scrambled
Rap like an animal but I'm a mammal

I've been brain-fried, electrified, 'fected and injectified
Vivosectified and fed pesticides
My face is all cut up 'cause my radar's all shut up
Nurse, I need a check-up from the neck up
I'm Batty

It seems to have no effect doctor

They used and abused me
Battered and bruised me
Red wires green wires stuck em' right through me
So hear my Batty word
And excersise a little prudence
When dealing with humans

*people talking*
Phone call Mr Darwin
All the graduate students please move closer..
Scapel, more nitrous oxide
The eye makeup when inserted rectly seems to have some effect
Remove the brain cap
You notice by dipping the bat in a series of pain..
After a 6 hundred packs of cigeretts
The animal seems to exhibit some..
I said orally
OMG I'm reading by my genitals
Insert the electro.. we're losing him
Seems to have no effect doctor
Wait, get me another one.. get me another animal!
Look professor they dance up and down just like elvis
Fine, strap him down, if he moves medicate him
Medicate him, medicate me!
Seems to have no effect doctor
Thank you nurse
Why don't you ever call me?
*people talking*
Doesn't seem like animals comprehend any pain
They just get used to it!

Cause I'm a real fruit bat and I'm ready to rap
I'm ready to snap
I suffer from sciatica and chapped lips
And jock itch
Like a rocket in my pocket and I need to scratch
But now I can't stop it
I'm Batty...

I'm a real fruit bat and my logic is erratic
I'm Batty...
Its my batty rap
Shave his head its just and animal!
My batty rap..
If you just take a little off the sides
Who's Batty? Moi