[Intro]
And a-one, two

[Verse 1]
Well, you're the first car in an hour or so
I'm glad you stopped in, it's sure been slow around here today
Just like every day
Well, I couldn't help but notice your California plates
And I thought I recognized that name on your credit card
You're a movie star
Well, I can't wait to get back home and tell all my buddies
That I met one of the most famous people in the country

[Verse 2]
Well, I only go to movies when I'm down in Bowling Green
The cable don't come out this far, so I never watch TV
I know you played in something, but I'm gonna need some help
Wait, weren't you in Cannonball Run?
No? Oh well

[Verse 3]
Allow me to introduce myself
My name ain't John, this is somebody else's greasy shirt
My name's Kurt
This is the town that I grew up in
Never seen LA, the closest I've been to Hollywood
Is Dollywood
But when you get back to Beverly Hills, you can tell all your buddies
That you met one of the most famous people in the country
[Verse 4]
'Cause I caught the record smallmouth out on Kentucky Lake
And I threw the winning touchdown pass the night that we won state
And I'm still signing autographs after all these years
Oh yeah, guess I'm gonna need yours, sign, um, here

[Verse 5]
I've been thinking 'bout doing some acting some day
If I ever do make it out to LA
Can I give you a shout?
Maybe crash on your couch?
And if you hear of any roles that are floating around
That would put me and Ashley Judd making out in a steamy love scene
Well, I'd work pretty cheap
If the phones are down, just ask around, you'll get a hold of me
'Cause I'm one of the most famous people in the country
You're talking to one of the most famous people in the country

[Outro]
Six Pack
It was, wasn't it?
You were in that movie Six Pack
You look a lot thinner and younger on TV
Are you gaining weight for a role or something?
And I'm serious about that Ashley Judd, man
I would work for free
You ever met Dolly Parton?
Them are some famous people, if you know what I mean