[Verse 1]
She was looking at shoes on Amazon
The pop-up ad said find anyone
She thought about the first boy that she loved
Just a couple clicks and there he was

That night she sent a friend request
The next day she sat down at her desk
And four simple words: “Hey, how you been?”
And she felt seventeen again

[Chorus]
And that’s the thing about Facebook friends
It doesn’t matter how long it’s been
Someone you never thought you’d ever see again
And suddenly you’re Facebook friends

[Verse 2]
They started out just catching up
That led to meeting him for lunch
'Fore long they’re meeting in some bar
'Fore long they’re kissing in some car

[Chorus]
And that’s the thing about Facebook friends
It doesn’t matter how long it’s been
Someone you never thought you’d ever see again
And suddenly you’re Facebook friends
[Bridge]
Oh, if it was anybody else
She'd be sitting in judgement
Thinking "They should be ashamed of themselves
For God’s sakes you’ve got a husband and a minivan"
And this was not part of the plan

[Verse 3]
She fantasized they’d start a new life
That he’d finally up and leave his wife
But one day she turned her laptop on
And his whole profile page was gone

[Outro]
And that’s the thing about Facebook friends