[Verse 1: Hank Williams Jr.]
Cut-off jeans and cowboy boots
Long blonde hair and dark brown roots
Lord, pinch me
That's how they do it in Dixie

[Verse 2: Hank Williams Jr.]
Electric slidin' on a sawdust floor
Longneck chaser for a shot of hard-core whiskey
That's how they do it in Dixie

[Chorus: Hank & Big & Rich, Big Kenny, John Rich & Hank]
Little red Geo, stickers on the window
Says "sugar and spice"
Baby, crank the bass up, ride it 'til you shake up
Those pink fur dice (Oh, ain't that nice?)

[Verse 2: Van Zant, Big, Rich & Hank]
Down to the river to go for a dip
Rollin' them Levi's off of her hip
Goin' Big Kenny skinny
That's how they do it in Dixie, yeah (Splish-splash)

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus: Hank & Big & Rich, Hank]
Watermelon lip gloss, kissin' 'neath the swamp moss
On a moonlit night
Bubblegum perfume, well-placed tattoo
Above her hiney, high (Oh my)
[Verse 4: Gretchen Wilson, Hank, Big]
Belly button danglin', a twenty-minute tan
You know I'll go on Jerry Springer if you hit on my man
That girl will throw a hissy
That's how they do it in Dixie

[Verse 1: Van Zant, Hank, Big & Rich & Gretchen]
Cut-off jeans and cowboy boots
Long blonde hair and dark brown roots
Lord, pinch me
That's how they do it in Dixie, yeah (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

[Outro]
Y'all, that's how we do it in Dixie
Woo, I love them girls, man (In Dixie)
That's how they do it in Dixie
That's right, class, that's how we do it in Dixie
A little Bocephus came out a bit, huh?
Bocephus for president
President of the honky-tonk
Aw, had some good rowdy friends on this one