[Verse 1]
There's a fifty-fifty chance
That the room aren’t ready
Odds are, the cooler's too heavy
To tote down to the beach all by myself
I'd be willing to bet
By the end of the week
I'll pass out in room 319
And to round up all my clothes
I might need a little help

[Pre-Chorus]
But it's a shore thing
The sun will be shinning
On my cold drink
And I'll be lying
On a miller light towel
Having happy hour
All day long in the sand

[Chorus]
We may never sleep
We may never leave
Raise too much hell
Never make bail
But in the morning it'll be alright
Cause it's a shore thing
We're getting tore down tonight
[Verse 2]
I think it's safe to say
I'll make a few new friends
Take us out at a bar
Throw a beer on the band
Toss down head into a parking lot road
And I wouldn't be surprised
If my ex shows up
Hugging all over some dude in his truck
I guess down here
That's the way things go
But I'll be fine
Cause all I know

[Pre-Chorus]
It's a shore thing
The sun will be shinning
On my cold drink
And I'll be lying
On a miller light towel
Having happy hour
All day long in the sand

[Chorus]
We may never sleep
We may never leave
Raise too much hell
Never make bail
But in the morning it'll be alright
Cause it's a shore thing
We're getting tore down tonight