[Verse 1]
Hat down, in a by-myself-mood
I'm just three chords, but I can't take the truth
I walk in, take a seat
'Nother night, same damn thing on repeat

[Chorus]
I'm bluer than that neon up on the wall
Drownin' my sorrows in grain alcohol
Everywhere I show up, I just bring 'em all down
Like a pedal steel follows me around
I'd be better off on the jukebox
Than here on this stool top
'Cause girl, ever since you've been gone
I'm a walkin', talkin', honky-tonkin', sad ass country song

[Verse 2]
Yeah, if heartbreak had a hall of fame
Then you're damn straight, they'd remember my name
I wish Whitley and Willie and Waylon were with me
'Cause them boys have been where I am

[Chorus]
I'm bluer than that neon up on the wall
Drownin' my sorrows in grain alcohol
Everywhere I show up, I just bring 'em all down
Like a pedal steel follows me around
I'd be better off on the jukebox
Than here on this stool top
'Cause girl, ever since you've been gone
I'm a walkin', talkin', honky-tonkin', sad ass country song
Yes, I am
[Bridge]
Ain't no tear in my beer, 'cause I'm drinking whiskey
Girl, you coming back's 'bout all that could fix me

[Chorus]
I'm bluer than that neon up on the wall
Drownin' my sorrows in grain alcohol
Everywhere I show up, I just bring 'em all down
Like a pedal steel follows me around
I'd be better off on the jukebox
Than here on this stool top
'Cause girl, ever since you've been gone
I'm a walkin', talkin', honky-tonkin', sad ass country song
I'm a walkin', talkin', honky-tonkin', sad ass country song

[Outro]
Mmm, just a sad ass country song