Method Man
Loso vs. Nunn Nunn
[Round 1: Nunn Nunn]
I gave my life to God - you did nothing for me
True story, for those wondering
Tink, you my brother, but it’s bothering
Me that I’m a Nun(n) wit’ a Demon...like The Conjuring!
Loso said I wouldn’t lose my soul!
What you promising!?
I gave my life to God before, you were acknowledging
You seen it, you copied the post
You screenshot, shared it, doin’ the most
Was it for my benefit, or for you to boast?
‘Cause I fell from God and needed you, and that’s when you went ghost!
You didn’t offer scriptures of inspiration to pick me up in the midst of devastation
You, took my pain on the table and, what, wrote your next BATTLE RAP ANGLE!?
That’s why your slogan, “You won’t lose your soul”, loses credibility, too
You weren’t there to save me
Fuck your angles - ain’t no one here to save you!
I’mma do it how Brizz did it
Darkside, wiggin’, wit’ a ‘matic, for static
You welcome to Hell wit’ it
Machine Gun Butcher him: you think Griselda did it
Hell is your ticket
You ain’t fuckin’ wit’ Nunn
I get Wilder than Tyson Fury when I’m bustin’ a drum
Up close bustin’, your blood cover the gun
It’ll turn the poles (polls) red like the Republicans won!
How them “Nun(n)” bar flips gon’ out-bar Nunn
If I got the best “Nun(n)” bar flip, bar none?
Silencer - (*shoom*) - he like, “Where the shots comin’ from?”
Thought I converted religions how Nun(n)’ll muzzle ‘em (Muslim)
Ain’t no sparrin’ session wit’ me, though
You punchin’ with ya killer: you ‘Pac at a casino!
He know how I get at him (Adam) .22s: No Jumper
Saga, I’mma whip your dawg (dog): y’all Dumb & Dumber
‘Cause they wonder can I accept this Loso challenge…
Yeah, it’s gon’ be a Cold Summer!
I prayed before the battle - you don’t believe, but it’s true
I said, “God, I know in church, I ain’t been seen in a few
But these Four Horsemen bein’ poor sportsmen the reason I stopped reachin’ for You!”
Now that’s charisma, punches, and a flow that’s cold
If you pay attention, Loso, maybe you won’t lose another soul
Rap, man
[Round 1: Loso]
Peace...
(*Loso flashes a peace sign and starts to walk off-camera*)
...Oh, w-w-wa-wa-wait, this is really my opponent? This lazy bum?
Nah, Smack, this not how you treat yo’ favorite one
See, I been on a crazy run, been great for months
You offered me more money battles with Shine, Twork, Top, shoot, maybe Rum
I mean, you supposed to be a man of your word, Smack...but you played me, son
‘Cause you promised me all these things after JC...and then GAVE ME NUNN! (none)
I said, listen, bro!
Listen, bro! You need to settle down!
I only walked right past you to show them I’m already headed to the second round
Dead it now!
This shoulda been another name
No love lost, but for 25K, every battler gettin’ drug today
Even if they bring my brother to the table like Bubba Ray
We ain't cut the same
They don't give Nunn a pay
I know it ain't fair how they funnel cake
Seein' as my contract stick to the bag like a runaway
I'm unashamed gettin' you out in the first
You won't slide into second - this a double play
URL are the ones showin' love and grace
'Cause you got it off the arm from SMACK: it was done in vain (vein)
My LAST OPPONENT should be the one to blame
They saw the way I was mocking J (Mockingjay) and knew I'd put an end to Hunger Gamez!
"Oh, no! Loso, don't let Nunn attack!"
Man, his style been dead: this is mumble rap
Y'all be actin' like my past wouldn't humble cats
Like I ain't never have a gun intact wit' the drum attached
Or get it shakin' wit' the hands like a Rumble Pak
Yeah, these are my Confessions, but not a Usher track
You from Carolina, right?
Well, we know on Cam', you ain't gonna snap
So it's only right that a Christian will have him running back!
LISTEN!
We been knew you were trash
The moment you named yourself after the amount of potential you have!
It's NUNN! (none)
Well, actually...his name is Lance Nunn
Which is also funny 'cause every time he throws a punch, he literally lands-
You know they actually thought you stood a chance up in this fight?
But just 'cause they love Lance a lot (Lancelot) don't mean this the battle of the (k)night
Do you got a gun, Nunn!?
They askin' can you use a weapon like, "Could Nunn drum?" (conundrum)
Nah, that's a confusing question
I mean, I get it
You ain't gotta tell the truth, it's just a battle, bro
So I guess I shouldn't be surprised Lance lied (Landslide) about his Calico(e)
What's the matter, tho'? They don't like the message that I'm spittin'?
Well, this for 25K - I ain't stressin' their predictions
I heard they mad at Lou Williams, too, but I respected his decision
'Cause I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but I'm just here gettin' to the chicken!
I'll admit it
I ain't even gotta rap next round to make sure son is dead
I can literally give the second to Nunn (none) and still show y'all I'm above the rest
Time
[Round 2: Nunn Nunn]
I'mma show you where you lackin', bitch
You put a end to Hunger Gamez like Mockingjay, ignorin' the fact I'm the fire cat in this (Katniss)
These Jesus rappers claimin' they scrap!
I don't believe they do
I'll drop Loso first like DJ Clue?!
He rap 'bout guns and a temple - that sound like Dylann Roof
I wish them guns were for imaginary use
I'll put a gun in your temple - he need proof
I got a team of Devils and a Christian shooter like Laettner at Duke!
Lose for 25!? They'll laugh at me
Then what'll happen, I beat yo' ass 'cause I don't rap for free?
I'll make a scene on Caffeine
Have him shot up in the legs - he really a calf fiend!
One shot! No need to repeat
It's like Norbes: when it's fired, it's effective immediately
Y'all fake-beef, then shake hands when you meet
I'm Ace Amin when it's smoke: I can't speak!
My soldiers keep steel like defendin' the Queen
You a wise man following God like a Nativity scene!
No, scratch that, bring the scheme back 'round
It's a Nativity scene 'cause I'm Virgin Mary wit' a pound
On God, I had the baby, but I wasn't fuckin' around!
No! Scratch that! Bring the scheme back!
Got one more to say
I said, mother, Mary
Right? Right
Loso, this how Nunns prey! (nuns pray)
Aye, tell the judges who better win
Ain't no votin' for him
If they do, I'mma punch you in the chin
I say, "Who?", they say, "Him", I'mma punch your shit again
Your face'll split harder than bowlin' a 7-10!
I said, this my SHOT! I ain't MISSIN'!
I know how to race Horsemen: make 'em see Biscuits (Seabiscuit)!
Him winnin'!? This ain't your religion
It's no way in Hell...like a Jehovah's Witness!
Fuck Duce! Tell your city quit bitchin'
This Tom'll take him off Tampa, like he Jameis Winston!
You ain't payin' attention
You ain't half as mean
I had your bitch on both knees, recordin' on Caffeine
She was goin' down longer than Genesis streams
She was sweet to me, we'd meet discreetly
You can't read between the lines when she lyin' on the dick like Kee-Kee
What's wrong wit' me?
What's wrong wit' me?
I hate these whores
Switchblade wavin' toward your face
Look like the Grinch shavin' for ya
You'll barely make it past the cuts like a benchwarmer
You a mid-tier martyr, startin' shit wit' a shit-starter, that hit harder
I'll take a trip to Florida, throw him 'cross a Tampa bridge
They'll find his body in clear water (Clearwater)
What's crazy-
You cross that Tampa bridge, you in Cle-
[Loso]
That's a fact

[Nunn Nunn]
All these bloggers said you'd real-talk me, 'cause you the seasoned dude
What that make me, the white guy that can't season food?
'Cause I'll have 'em in Loso DM (low sodium) actin' too salty
Get the fuck off me
(TIME!)

[Round 2: Loso]
"Loso got gun bars, Loso got gu-"
Bro, Imaginary Gun Bars? I haven't done that in two years
That's why I wasn't stressin' when son was rappin'
But your career is kinda like an imaginary gun bar
You be preppin' all these rounds, and when it's time for your shot, nothin' happens!
I know, I know...aah, actually, I don't know
After that round, it got quiet for everyone that had you killin' me
No, seriously
They said I gotta focus on my opponent because he's tryna get rid of me
I said-
They said, "You gotta keep your eyes on the competition"
I told 'em, "I see none (Nunn)...literally!"
I begged Smack to get me a vet like my last plate
I would've taken Bill and gave Nunn (none) back like exact change!
But they had to convince me
First wit' the bucks, then a Mark got involved like they drafted Nowitzki
So what I gotta stretch for (four)? I think your whole team average
Even though I can beat him blindfolded wit' this pen, y'all the (piñata) reason I'mma take a swing at it
It's Mr. "Put a bullet in the skull of yo' sis!"
You told Jakkboy Twork stole that bar, but it was his. That. Hit!
Just face it
Ya died tonight, ya brought up the "skull of yo' sis (scoliosis)" bar and ain't BEEN! BACK! SINCE!
EMBRACE it!
What!? He don't write like that!
Aye! AYE! AYE!
Whoever gave this sport a chance!?
Just know I'm finna drug Lance like he tryna win the Tour De France!
Oh, you wanna be the Top Dog (Dawg)!?
Damn! Be Humble - we ain't mention bums
I'm startin' to Heat up, so I'mma send him to God (2 Guard) since you wanna be like Kendrick, Nunn!
Let the medics come
For all y'all thinkin' I'd be in the loser bracket, dead it, son
Ya better quit or turn celibate
Either way, you're gettin' Nun(n) (none)
Hell, is he dumb?
You talk like you in a gang, but what set are you from?
Trailer trash, only flag you prob'ly got is a Confederate one
I'm BETTER THAN Nunn!
I get a couple bands from URL and throw it in my mom's account
The only bands from URL you're getting are battles that are not announced!
We are not the same
Come on...
We are not the same!
I travel all around the world and can bring fans
While you barely gettin' paid by this league, Lance
Do you see, man?
The difference between bein' a freelance artist and a artist that battles for free, Lance
LISTEN!
Lemme let you in on a little secret...
Jerry Wess, B. Dot, and Swamp all turned this tournament down
I know you 'bout to be mad
But the only reason we chose Nunn (none)? Because that was the amount of options we had
There is-
We cannot MARKET this!
(Time)
Or part-
We cannot MARKET this!
(Time, time)

[Round 3: Nunn Nunn]
I'm gettin' annoyed!
These fake shots fillin' the void
This like a fentanyl cut: it's killin' your boy
I'll make a church visit, every crucifix gettin' destroyed
I'll take the head off your God like Achilles in Troy
I'll kill this lil' boy
I'll hit your crib
Got back, forth, like Grand Hustle T.I.P.
Nothin' live, we in and out faster than double rims
Y'all was hype for NOME X like, "Saga gon' win"
Then he got up there and started beatin' hisself again!
Y'all the fakest friends! I don't give a fuck!
If you was Christian, you'd tell Street Hymns that he sucks
You know what? I'm headed to Tampa, see if your family speak English right
If they can't, I'mma (*hock-ptoo*) in they beans and rice
You react - (*gasp*) - wit' your breathing light!
Tubes what you're eatin' like!
I'll have 'em covered in the- Jesus CHRIST!
Y'all the Horsemen...horseSHIT!
Your team bitches
I'll turn the Four Horsemen to Four Shadows - that's what I'm predictin'
This an away game: your team trippin'
I'm droppin' the Four, like I'm lean-sippin'
They all catchin' steel (steal) like loss prevention
My mission? Boom, drop 'em, like Ah Di's co-defendants!
Big difference!
I rap my ass off, and you gon' gimme respect
At the end of the tournament only time I'm gettin' checked
This ain't Roc and Lyt, you rockin' light
Chill wit' the threats
You assed out - at best, this is Roc vers' Rex!
He says he bodied JC, I give a motherfuck
Today, you Swamp when he Timbs-shop: you ain't doublin' up
I'll kill you, hit the wake up
No one in it'll wake up
I emptied the clip, but I ain't think it's enough
I was squeezin' after the (*click*) like you fillin' your tank up
It's some shit you can't make up! It just happen too fast
Paramedics ain't ask what to do wit' the body when I body his ass
After Loso's hit, they just 'Throw It in the Bag'!
What's in the shadows? A AR, I'm in the Dark Lo(w)
Tryna get a Colombian drug like Narcos
I had your chick solo, she was so low
So Loso tryna find where his women (swimmin') at like Marco Polo
I'll put a scope to your throat, Los'
Sound like a Twork fan, hopin' he don't choke
You damn opp! This .30 pop for every one your fans gon' drop
We don't pray wit' our hands, we pray wit' a Glock
If I'm shoutin' out to reach God, I'm screamin', "Welcome home, DOT!"
You dead, man!
Fuck outta here

[Round 3: Loso]
Yo, you got some nerve-
Aye, you got some nerve
You had some nerve to say, "I gotta put my region on the map"
And that's why I'm doin' this
Foolishness
Nunn Nunn, your region is already on the map, idiot...you just got nothin' to do wit' it
I'm talkin' Top, Brizz, Newz, Riggz
All put on more and set standards
So, Nunn (none), of the above, what makes you feel like you're the correct answer?
Oh, I get it!
You think you nice 'cause of your complexion, huh?
Well, since you like to brag about being white in a black hood, this round I'm addressin' Nun(n)
This where you fit in
Your writtens lack by what I'm givin'
I told Saga, "We gon' share the money if we winnin'"
Nunn Nunn, initially - y'all gon' have to listen
For me to get a cut here (hair), I'mma have to split Ns (ends)
Ya did it! Came out the same draft class as Mike and Ave
Well, I'm from Tampa, I can put you on ice Lightning-fast
Tyson jab
For you and Tink both wantin' to be evil, I'mma do you twice as bad
Your main issue is you take too long in between battles to excite the fans
You hold out to Cook, but that's the same problem that the Vikings have
If I'm HONEST, Nunn Nunn, I never even liked your a-
...sk anyone...
They know I'm dead nice
Smack, it's about sellin' tickets, that's what you said, right?
Cool, 'cause I shine on any card
Y'all know who makes the event bright (Eventbrite)
In this match, I don't wanna hear you talk when it's over
It's a FACT: a win for you is actually a loss for the Culture
Bro, 'cause when Tink was locked up, you couldn't get your stock up
They never booked your name
Even when they let this clown in, you became Meg Thee Stallion
After a couple shots, your foot(age) never looked the same!
I'm just saying, holdin' down somebody while they're in jail is doing more than screaming out, "Free that person"
Your brother was locked up, and you was movin' 'round like you ain't even need that person
But if- listen
But if Newz needed money on the books, then I'm paying tonight
If John ask for a favor, then the Don ain't sayin' it twice
It's annoying me, how you haven't learned how it works
It's called "loyalty"
I learned that in the hood - I ain't even learn that in church!
But listen, bro
'Cause when Tink was locked up, you ain't seem to be in peace
I'm just confused like, how's your name Nun(n), but you don't care if a Demon is released
I mean, sheesh! He was stressed in prison!
And you was nowhere to be found
I seen a exorcism - ain't a Nun(n) supposed to hold a Demon down!?
I mean, wow!
We all put ourselves in a box, but yours cost you, son
And the kind you're in (Conjuring) shows Demon being here haunts you, Nun(n)
(*Loso gets called for time*)

[Nunn Nunn]
I said that!

[Loso]
No, you didn't

[Nunn Nunn]
I said a Conjuring, though

[Loso]
That's fine, that's fine...