[Verse 1]
I'm gonna start this out by saying
I need to get it off my chest
Got no anger, got no malice
Just a little bit of regret
I know nobody else will tell you
So there's some things I gotta say
I'm gonna jot it down and then get it out
And then I'll be on my way

[Pre-Chorus]
No, you're not half the man you think that you are
And you can't fill the hole inside of you with money, drugs or cars
And I'm so glad I never ever had a baby with you
'Cause you can't love nothing unless there's something in it for you

[Chorus]
Oh, I feel so sorry, I feel so sad
I tried to help you, it just made you mad
And I had no warning about who you are
I'm just glad I made it out without breaking down
And then ran so fucking far
That you will never ever touch me again
I won't see your alligator tears
'Cause know I've had enough of them
[Verse 2]
Gonna start this out by saying
I really meant well from the start
Thought I'd take a broken man right in my hands
And then put back all his parts

[Pre-Chorus]
But you're not half the man you think that you are
And you can't fill the hole inside of you with money, girls or cars
And I'm so glad I never ever had a baby with you
'Cause you can't love nothing unless there's something in it for you

[Chorus]
Oh, I feel so sorry, I feel so sad
I tried to help you, it just made you mad
And I had no warning about who you are
Thought I'd take a broken man, put him in my hands and...

[Outro]
Fuck that, oh my god, I hate myself
So close!
Oh, whatever, you get the point