[Intro]
Ugh, how do I explain this?

[Verse 1]
I think I kinda got a crush
Don't want to say I'm in love
'Cause I don't know if he's into guys
Don't know if I'll ever be his type
But a boy can dream his heart away
That he'll find a boy who swings his way

[Verse 2]
Sometimes I wish that I was straight
I wouldn't have to play these stupid games
Like analyzing the way he talks
Does he watch football or watch RuPaul?
What I really guess I'm trying to say
Is would you like to be my date?

[Chorus]
Or are you straight?
Is my gaydar broken?
Am I too late?
Is your schedule open?
Sorry for ruining the mood
I had to ask 'cause you're so cute
Oh, are you straight?
Hey-ey-ey-ey
[Verse 3]
Should I tell him that I like him? (Like him)
Don't know if he'd date a guy like me (Guy like me)
Hey, do you got a girlfriend? (Girlfriend)
Or do you walk the other street? (Walk my street)
Do you wanna kiss me? (Kiss me)
Or am I not thinking straight? (Thinking straight)
This is all just wishful thinking (Wishful thinking)
'Cause I'm hoping you swing my way

[Verse 4]
I'm tryna be nice but I can't help
I wanna be yours but I can't tell
There ain't a way to save my heart from falling for you
Tell me your favorite Britney song
Or would you rather move along?
Someone, please help me with this messy interlude

[Chorus]
Or are you straight?
Is my gaydar broken?
Am I okay?
Just got my heart stolen
Sorry for ruining the mood
I had to ask 'cause you're so cute
Oh, are you straight?
Hey-ey-ey-ey
[Bridge]
Da, da-da, da-da, da-da-da-da, da-da-da
Da, da-da, da-da, da-da-da-da, da-da-da
Ba-ba-ba-ba, da-ra-da-da
Da-ra-da-da, da-ra-ta-ta (Oh-ooh)
Ba-da-da, da-ra-da, da-da-da

[Chorus]
I get it, you're straight
My gaydar was broken
I'm not okay
Just got my heart stolen
Sorry for ruining the mood
I had to ask 'cause you're so cute
I get it, you're straight
Hey-ey-ey-ey