She's a cranky old critter
She's bitter, we warn ya
She lurks in a treehouse
In Burbank, California

Along with a nephew
He says spew, he's cheerful
When his aunt starts to rant
She gives him an earful

She's grumpy, He's happy
It's generation-gappy
Take a whirl with the squirrels
Skippy and Slappy

-Oh put a sock in it
-That's my aunt Slappy!