[Intro]
Yo (Mhm, mhm, mhm)
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the freakshow
Come as you are (Come as you are)
Plane, boat or car
Okay, yow

[Verse 1]
I'm a sick fuck
Came around the homeless shelter and get my dick sucked
All the bitches love it when I lick butt
Walking through a black panther meeting with my fist up
Shucks, get kicked out
Strip butt naked, breakdance with my dick out
Me? I'm just tryna get my ass beat
And shoot up, in the backseat of the taxi
Keep it classy, tell your bitch fax me
Daphne, always put her finger in my ass cheeks
That's me, keep it gangster
Walkin' see some nature, smoke weed with a stranger
They give you life for a green piece of paper
Me and Josh beating off reading faders
Speedos, under polka dot tuxedos
Driving through Reno in a hot pink camino
I hit bingo
Picking up fat bitches
Getting to fuckin' bust a nut in under half a minute
Oh shit, now she pissed off
Hop on twitter, tell the world that my dick small
I'm a hermit, ignoring the doorbell
Rather watch horror films than read George Orwell
I got beef with mosquitos
It's murder on sight, they tryna fight but I eat those
Ain't from the berg if you live in Mount Leba'
Said you're rockin' mics, we walk in with the teams though
I write my raps in sandscript
Go to Iraq and start handing out pamphlets
Jammin' out Hanson
Expanding out bandwidth
Manic depressive, look happy than I vanish, cause
One good sandwich could change the world
Said, one good sandwich could change the world
[Hook]
I told myself I'd never do cocaine
I told myself I'd never do cocaine
Yeah, yeah
I told myself I'd never do cocaine
I told myself I'd never do cocaine
(Yeah, yeah, yeah)

[Verse 2]
In nothing but underpants
Running through the motherland
Go on stage, perform Starships at Summer Jam (Hands up everybody)
I just caught my bitch with another man
Put on Yeezus, cut off the dude's penis
Woah, nose full of cocaine
Bowl full of lo mein
Rippin' off your gold chain (Gimmie that)
I don't give a fuck if you don't pay me
I'm selling drugs right outside of old navy
And you don't wanna see me angry
Lemme freebase I'm Rick James in the 80's (And the 90's)
With my mom watching madmen
Then hanging out watching Django with my black friends
Pickin' up hookers with my dad
Out lookin' for some ass, spend a night in the crackden (Horny)
Stupid high (Stupid high)
Groupies still give me hella booty off a scene in Scary Movie 5 (Movie 5)
A towel on, in the sauna drunk (Woah)
A bunch of old naked dudes, grandfather junk (Gross)
I'm rotten, a little bit obnoxious
Out in New York screaming fuck Donald Trump (Fuck Donald Trump)
Yeah, I'm an alcoholic what?
Thirsty for the pussy and I talk too much
Smoking dubs with my homies doing posse cuts
Treejay sing the hooks if he high as fuck
I'm a cyberbully
Sending death threats to middle schoolers
Start laughing while they cryin' too me (What's good lil bitch)
I'm just tryna eat molly pussy
Goddammit, hands go up do not panic
Easy spine damage
Me and my antics
Read the signs
You can't see, I'm gigantic
One good sandwich could change the world
(One good sandwich could change the world)
[Outro]
Alright
I told myself I'd never do cocaine
I told myself I'd never do cocaine
I told myself I'd never do cocaine
I told myself I'd never do cocaine