[Verse 1]
I go on my computer and look up porn
These sperm cells will never be born
I don't care, I got some lotion
Stroking back and forth in constant motion
Watching porn gives me upper-body strength
And it gives my penis a longer length
The reason why I'm making this rap
Is all because I like to fap

[Verse 2]
I'm watching porn 'till the end of time
I like to fap, is that a crime?
And, I know this may seem wrong
But I could have the biggest dong!
I could seriously rule the Earth!
Do you know how much my dick is worth?
I'll sell my semen in a jar!
(Sorry, I think I went too far)