In Sears and Roebuck in 1957
In my last life, all good girls would go to heaven
But I've a strangeness, a queer propensity
For twisting the knife too easily

When I think I'm getting better
I'm just getting worse
When I think I've got it made
I am impossibly cursed

When did I become such a bitch?
And how did I let this happen?
I don't know
When did I become such a bitch?
I used to be so nice

It's like a sickness
I'm powerless to stop it
My boring life, my little heart made misanthropic
Don't give me reasons, just give me therapy
But really, just give me what I want

When I think I'm getting better
I'm evil again
When I think I've got it fixed
I have familiar refrains
When did I become such a bitch?
And how did I let this happen?
I don't know
When did I become such a bitch?
I used to be so nice
Well I used to be alright

But I hate everyone and everything all of the time
And being so cruel
'Cause all the pleasure that I get
My wicked tongue helps me forget
Myself and all my foolish ways
'Cause being good is just so fucking boring
La la la it's boring

When I think I'm getting better
I'm just getting worse
When I think I've got it made
I am impossibly cursed
When I think that I'm better
I'm worse, yes I am
When I think that I'm better
I find that I'm cursed

When did I become such a bitch?
And how did I let this happen?
I don't know
When did I become such a bitch?
I used to be so nice once upon a time
When did I become such a bitch?
And how did I let this happen?
I don't know
When did I become such a bitch?
I used to be so nice
Well I used to be alright