I got your digits so I call you up
And then I remember you never pick up; you never pick up
I see a funny so I press "send"
And then I remember you won't bother to read it to the end
And when you speak, you speak like him
You speak like him now
And when you laugh, you laugh at things he thinks are funny somehow
And you're always apologizing for the things that you used to be
Well, some of us quite like you. Some of us quite like you

Where is my friend? Where is my friend
And what you done with her?
Is she okay and is she safe from harm?
Where is my friend? Where is my friend
And when's she coming back?
Is it all just an elaborate joke? Is it all just an elaborate joke?

It's like these days when we make plans
I'll be on the train to meet you and you'll call me up to say
He's going to come over after all
And would I mind if we do it some other day?
And "some other day" turns into next week; turns into next month
And then "next month" turns into never ever again
And you're always apologizing for the friends that you used to see
Well, some of us quite like you. Some of us quite like you
Where is my friend? Where is my friend
And what you done with her?
Is she okay and is she safe from harm?
Where is my friend? Where is my friend
And when's she coming back?
Is it all just an elaborate joke? Is it all just an elaborate joke?
Like you see on TV? Like you see on TV?

Where is my friend? Where is my friend
And what you done with her?
Is she okay and is she safe from harm?
Where is my friend? Where is my friend
And when's she coming back?
Is it all just an elaborate joke? Is it all just an elaborate joke?
Like you see on TV? Like you see on TV? Like you see on TV?

I got your digits so I call you up
And then I remember you never pick up; you never pick up